RESPECT THE RATCHET!!
Hatchet is the long-time lurking Special Lady Friend of Plumper. She has lurked TFINO for many months, but only just recently signed up to be a non-fruitful member of the board. She often disguises herself as Plumper Humper in the hopes of creating various bsx tension moments for Plumper to deal with. One of her favorite hobbies is to post as Plumper in his favorite threads, leaving inane remarks that make not much sense. This leaves Plumper with angst.
Hatchet enjoys reading the posts of many TFINO members, such as: Pete, The Orange Tiger, Rosey, That Guy, and The Dude With 3's. She often disagrees with That One Guy Who Is Always Wrong About He-Man.
Hatchet is in fact a real medic, which leads this page to...
Ratchet[]
Ratchet contemplates your lack of respect...
Hatchet is a huge Transformers fangirl. Her favorite Transformer is Ratchet (G1) . She will defend Ratchet with all her might! DEFEND. HIM. WITH. ALL. HER. MIGHT. She angsts hard over those who do not show Ratchet the proper respect he deserves. Respect him! She became a medic IRL solely to drive around in ambulances pretending they were in fact Ratchet. She is THAT fucking serious about this character.
RESPECT RATCHET!!
Fangirlness[]
Hatchet Loves![]
- Ratchet, Wheeljack, Skywarp, and Thundercracker (G1 Transformers).
- 2002 Masters of the Universe (especially Stinkor!).
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the old comics).
- Mon-Star from Silverhawks.
- Visionaries - "By nature's hand, by craft, by art! What once was one, now fly apart!"
- The Music of: Nightwish, Lordi, Slipknot, Joe Walsh, Foreigner, and Hailstorm.
- TFINO members Cuban Pete, Hobbes, and Hunter.
- Phantom of the Opera.
- Blue Moon Beer.
- That thing that Plumper Humper does.