There is some talk of him being a complete dick, but this is complete nonsense started by Jerrod because he hates deaf people.
Christ, You're a WankerEdit
If Haggis says this to you, he means it. And you are a wanker.
The Alf KidEdit
Although Haggis is generally put into a foul mood by humanity at large, he positively melts at the site of The Alf Kid.
The Haggis is known as a hardy, difficult-to-kill species. It's one known weakness is the dreaded Bearded Clam.