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Hot Rod (a.k.a. Orion Paximus Prime) is one of the original INH 2.0 members, distinguishing himself by a mastery of MS Paint and a penchant for young, male hero characters. He remains a frequent poster at, but only during the daylight hours on weekdays. Apparently he's afraid of being emailed a rape or something. Who knows?

Hot Rod is also a fan of MST3K and will talk about it with Jerrod in a cute little thread where only the two of them post.

Role in the Creation of TFINOEdit

Cuban Pete was so distraught upon Hot Rod's banning from TFormers that he sacrificed his unbanned status (and sweet buxx) in order to start TFINO. Pete remains the man who will fight for Hot Rod's honor, despite Hot Rod's preference for Sammy Hagar over David Lee Roth. And Return of the Jedi over The Empire Strikes Back. And basically anything happy and awesome over anything depressing and awful.

Hot Rod Has TEH POWET!Edit

Hot Rod is a big fan of Masters of the Universe, and of Mattel's current MOTUC toy line. However, he will only ever buy them after they've been scalped by collector-approved "retailer" He, along with Plumper, keep the He-Man Thread of TFINO going. The two of them are often at odds with each other on what characters are worth a shit and whether or not Modern or Vintage He-Man is the bestest. He-Man is the manliest of the manly heroes Hot Rod enjoys, especially since he shows nipple. Manly nipple.

It should be noted, however, that some of Plumper Humper's internet conflicts with Hot Rod over He-Man were in fact NOT initiated by Plumper, but were made by Plumper's SEKKRIT SPESHAL LADEE.

List of Manly HeroesEdit

  • Aang
  • Clark Kent / Superman
  • Daniel LaRusso
  • Harry Potter
  • Luke Skywalker (Jedi Knight)
  • Naruto Uzumaki
  • Peter Parker / Spider-Man
  • Prince Adam / He-Man
  • Raphael (the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle)